1.24: Ode to Jonny

     Sweety, do you have to do that inside? Can't you go listen to some music or something? Marco knew better than to play football inside the house. But it was still a big surprise to all of them when he actually listened.
     The two adults decided to take a trip over to her brothers place. No harm in that right? The kids would be fine!!

     As is was still pretty early in the morning, Marco decided to spend some quality time with his older sister to her big delight. She showed her affection by giving him the silence treatment. Maybe that would make him go away.
     Have you met that freak from the party again? For once he didn't sound like he was trying to be to irritating. Not that she dignified him with an answer. If her douchebag brother was going to play chess with her, she'd not let him make her loose consentration.

     He kept repeating the question, until she answered: Mhm... Okay, so he was trying to be irritating. He always was.
     You know there's poetry written to him, right? Marco grinned. She just sighed, but that didn't stop him: Ode to Jonny- turd....

     He's not a turd Marco!!! Her brother was such a brat!!
     Hey, don't call poetry a liar! he said. Clearing his throat, the recite went on: There once was a turd named Jonny, he was a fake and a phony....
     That doesn't ever rhyme!! Oriana snarled at him. He was such a prick!

  
     Good poetry never rhymes, he grinned, looking down at the board. He was such a charmer when he wanted to. Clearing his throat he continued: His pants full of shit, makes chicks suck his di....
     MARCO! Her brother was so gross...

     .....and funny...
     Oriana looked down when she giggled. She so did not need her butt- faced brother seeing her laughing at his stupid poem. Jonny was almost her boyfriend! He nagged her about sex, and got a bit cranky when she kept saying no.
     Stop interrupting! Do you have any idea how long I've worked on that?! her brother said. None of them were good at litterature, and clearly hadn't inherited their mothers writing skills.

     Check mate..... Oriana didn't even smile. It wasn't as easy to beat her brother as she liked to pretend, but atleast that shut him up pretty quickly! Marco was such a douche. And she was going to visit Jonny!! So there!!
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     Marco used his parentfree day to charm Sunnivas mum, Bianca. She wished she'd been younger, then she could have dated the young man instead of her daughter. Marco could be a real charmer when he wanted.

     He also sucked up to her youngest brother.....

     ... and sucked face with Sunniva. He wasn't sure why kissing was okay all of a sudden, but he wasn't about to ask questions.
     Eeew.... a voice in the background interrupted them.

     So he also charmed Sunnivas middle brother/sister? Giggling and clapping its hand as he approached, it became obvious it was a sister. Only girls acted like that around him anyway. It turned out her name was Linn, so yeah, a girl.
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     It wasn't how Oriana had planned spending her freeday, but for now she wasn't complaining. It was quite exciting, and it felt pretty good too! Jonny had clearly done this before. They were even using his parents bed!! It was kind of fun, but she really hoped they didn't come back home. That would be so embarassing.

      Jonny was a guy, so he nagged her a bit about "doing it". Couldn't he atleast call it something else? He made it sound so trivielle.
     Come on Ori! It's really good! All the other girls did it!! 
     She wasn't sure why he kept mentioning everyone else. It made her a bit self- conscious. 

    
     I don't want to. Mum had told her it was okay to say no, if she didn't want to. And that it was okay to say yes, if she did. As long as dad didn't hear about it ofcourse. But she didn't right now, maybe later. Jonny and her had made out several times, but not gone this far before.
     The first time a boy saw her practically naked, wasn't the best of times in her mind. It wasn't really as embarasing as she'd think it would be, even if she'd like to be a bit more fleshy.

     Was he angry?! Boys weren't supposed to get angry when the girl said no. Were they?
     Come on Ori. Why are you beeing so difficult? You said you really liked me.....  Jonny sounded a bit irritated, but that wasn't the first time either.

     I do like you, I just don't see why that means we have to sleep together right now. She tried giving him her best puppy- eyes, but he was relentless.
     Please Ori. You'd do it if you really loved me... 
     Fine... she resigned. How bad could it be, and atleast she'd get it over with!

      It was kind of exciting to....
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      I swear, it hurt so much I thought I was going to die! Sitting in her room, she couldn't help but confide in her friends. They could hear her mother in the kitchen, the smell of cookies baking. They totally needed something sweet when they met! Everyone likes cake after all!
     It had been several days since she met Jonny, and it still hurt!

     I kind of thought it would stop hurting after a bit, but it totally didn't!! I just got sore, and then I bled on his parents bed! Then Jonny even got mad at me for it!! She was a bit irritated at him, getting irritated at her. I mean, he's done this before, so he should have thought about it, right?!
     It still wasn't that bad, Oriana continued. No one had tought her to be shy about this stuff, so her friends got a bit to many details: but then he started pestering me to take that thing in my mouth!!! Like the other wasn't bad enough already!! She said it to Anya, who just laughed softly at her.

     I can't believe we have to put up with that crap just to have babies. Oriana muttered, she'd even gotten urinary infection from it. Good thing she was old enough to go to the doctor alone and get something for it.
     I'll adopt if I'm ever having kids. Oriana paused a bit. My throat got sore too, he kept pushing my head..... That had been really embarassing to tell the doctor, but she hadn't even looked remotely surprised! Atleast her throat was fine now.   
     Boys are so stupid, why aren't they the once in pain? Does guys usually make you do stuff like that?! Oriana was still irritated.

      Don't look at me, Vera said. There's never been any boys that had a crush on me, ever!! She sounded a bit cranky, so Oriana tried making her feel better: You're not missing out! Trust me! It hurt so badly that I cried, but then Jonny just started complaining! 
     Anya, Vera said, you gotta know this stuff, beeing with Milo and everything. 
     They both looked at her, not sure if they actually wanted to know that about their childhood friends. Poor Milo not even knowing they talked about him that way.
    

     Well.... she didn't seem to eager to talk about him, but it turned out it was just an artistic break. I doubt it would have fit in my mouth anyway. It's way to big!! He's more like a werehorse, than wolf, I'll tell you that!!!
     EEEEEW!!! Oriana and Vera covered their ears, but Anya didn't care. If they were so dumb as to ask her, they might as well hear it. She'd been dying to tell someone!!
     Like in the movies and all, the girls are always soooo happy when the guys pull out that huge stuff!! She acted as if she were sharing a recipe.
     Too much information Anya!!! Vera squeemed, but Anya was relentless: In real life it's more like terrifying! I was so scared when he pulled it, out that I just....
     ANYA!!!! Oriana did her best to make her stop. Really, that was one gross girl, unlike her! That was totally different.
    

    Vera wasn't really as grossed out as she pretended to be, thoughtfully saying: I never would have guessed that about Milo.... Was Jonny big Ori? 
    I don't know, it was normal I guess. Oriana looked at Anya and went: I wasn't scared at least! 
    They paused a bit, unfortunately thinking about it.
    No really ladies, Anya told them in a different tone. Milo's very sweet, he really is. And he would never push me into doing anything I didn't want. But the first time hurt for me too, yeah. But he didn't get mad because of it. It was his fault after all.

     I don't know Ori, Jonny doesn't sound too nice. But I've only really been with Milo so I don't know if he's maybe really nice, and Jonny acted normal.
     Vera also chipped in: Yeah, and we can't trust anything we either see or read, because of the way the media portays relationships like the most important thing ever! Vera had clearly been talking to Iva.
     Oriana had picked up something from her mum to: Yeah, it's like the only thing that matters if you're a girl, is if boys would want to look at you....And it was kind of nice to, having a boy that wanted to look at you, wasn't it?

     Vera curled up a bit and giggled: Maybe you should ask your brother if it's normal Ori!!! Then both Anya and Vera started laughing.
     Never- going- to- happen, Oriana said. NEVER!!! And what could possibly buttface- Marco know about this anyway?! she exclaimed.
     That just made them laugh even more, okay it wasn't that funny!!! And she chose to ignore it. Marco.... gross.....

     When Jonny was done, he told me my boobs were small... She knew that boys liked big boobs, but she didn't have it. So what was the point of complaining about it? 

     Ouch!! Vera said, she didn't have big boobs either, but still bigger than hers.
     That's just cold, Anya said, Vera agreeing. How many girls can he possibly have slept with anyway?! That was easy for her to say, she did have big boobs!
      What a jerk! Vera shouted it a bit to loud.

    
     They were interrupted by the sound of her mothers voice from the kitchen. It wasn't aimed at them though: Sweety, can you go and tell the girls the cookies are done??
     Just do it yourself already!! Marcos voice sounded irritated, as always.
     MARCO! NOW!!!!  Iva knew how to get her kids doing what she wanted. Oriana started getting up, but for some reason Vera went: Sit down Ori, please? She looked dreamily at the door and said: Your brother is soooo cute.....
     Gross.....

      He didn't even knock, he was so rude!! And it didn't get better by Vera and Anya giggling "hi Marco" simultaniously. 
     Cake, ladies. Just in case you didn't hear mum yell it in the background..... What was it with girls and cake anyway?
     They heard Iva grumble at her son, Marco was such a pain in the backside.  
     Great, Oriana mumbled and got ready to get up.

     Vera was already getting up from the bed. I'll help you Marco, she giggled with that cute kitten voice.

      Right behind you Vera, Anyas voice was breathless. Great. Wasn't she with Milo anyway? It looked like Vera was thinking the same thing, based on the unfriendly look she gave her pink- clad friend.

      Don't mind me... I'll just wait right here.... Oriana said, as her two friends giggled their way after stupid Marco. Her brother was such a jerk! Unwillingly she started thinking about his poem. Great!
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 This is possibly the most embarassing chapter I've ever written. Even worse than the one with the party. So it's quite choppy because of it, and non- descriptive.

Marco has been woohooing his way through a larger part of the teen population, which is why Vera and Anya said Ori should ask her brother. I just couldn't find a way to put it into the story. Hopefully there hasn't been to many blushing faces reading this. I just couldn't write about teens, and not making it embarassing. The girls talking is (unfortuntaly) based on how my friends talked back in the days.

And I also have to say this, Jonny might not be the nicest guy, but don't be to hard on him. He's just a type that thinks the world should revolve around him at the moment. And doesn't have the best of antennas. Also known as a typical teenaged boy.

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1.23 Go for it

     Sooo, I have a friend.... Marco had taken a trip to uncle Lukas. He saw the older man as a mentor, and it was a lot easier to talk to him than dad. 
     The house smelled of old lady, but it wasn't strange as his wife was ancient. It looked like she'd drop dead any second now. And Marco had always thought that old guys only hung after teenagers!! Like those gross old dudes at the party.
     You mean yourself..... Uncle Lukas said with that soft voice of his, that made chicks get all gooey.       
     Marco didn't have soft voice, his mum said he sounded like an insubordinate version of his grandfather. She hoped he'd grow it off when he turned into an adult. 
     Guess there were no fooling fairies then. Uncle Lukas was awesome, but come to think of it; why did they call him uncle? They weren't related in any way!!

     I slept with a girl a little while back, but she has a boyfriend... Marco wasn't bothered with little things like shyness or inferiority complex, but he did have a conscience, sort of...
     If you like her, go for it. Uncle Lukas was smart; Just watch out for her boyfriend.
     I can take him, Marco grinned. He knew some sim- fu after all! A jealouse boyfriend wasn't a problem!
     As usual, no one had commented on his bruised knuckles after punching the old dudes. He was always full of knicks and bruises anyway! Something to expect from his active lifestyle. Active, not irresponsible, as his mum called it.

     Marco wasn't the only one out in the strange heat that had consumed the city. Oriana was still thinking about Jonny, who'd talked to her at the party. Because he had given her attention, he was totally in love with her, right?! And she was sooo in love with him to! Especially since her buttfaced brother didn't like him!

     You should totally be on stage!! Oriana exclaimed, as her mum had told her that honesty was important in a relationship.

        And with your amazing physique, you'll be an instant hit! So she was totally honest with him, that was probably what mum meant. Then Vera had told her that boys loved flattery, and talking about themselves. So that's what she did! She'd be the best girlfriend ever! 'Cause she was so in love! 

     Jonny looked like he wanted to kiss her, and she kind of wanted to kiss him to. Anya and Milo kissed all the time, and they were in love. So if she wanted to kiss Jonny, she was probably in love too right?! And she felt really good about herself when he gave her attention!!

     Jonny leaned in, nearly making Oriana squeel. He was going to kiss her on the cheek!! But he didn't, he just whispered in her ear if she wanted to "do it"! She soo wanted to kiss him...

     So she did it! In the summerly hot autum she took her first kiss. Because that was probably what he meant when he asked if she wanted to do it! She did it!! It was probably normal that girls took the initiative to. If she was going to wait for Jonny, nothing would ever happen. Boys were so slow. 

    

     He didn't call her a weirdo either! It was so nice of him! Then he asked her again if she wanted to do it... Sure, she could kiss him again. 

    Now that they've kissed, they were totally a couple!!     

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     Oriana wasn't the only one that used the strange, summerlike heat for romantic advances. Marco had taken uncle Lukas advice, talking Sunniva into meeting up at some nerdy- shop. Luckily none of the nerds were outside, as they would probably faint if they ever saw a chick like her. 
     Come to think of it, they'd probably die if the saw a real chick like ever!!!
     It's soo hot, how you beat up those old guys... Sunniva flirted with him. He was such a lucky bastard!

     Marco was thrilled at the sudden heatwave, as it meant chicks still wore next to nothing. 
    The setting sun made her red hair burn like fire, and she looked fucking hot in red to. Man he loved redheads!! And with uncle Lukas advice in the back of his mind, he went for it.

     They'd already had sex, so a kiss couldn't be that bad right?!

     Get off me you freak!!! Sunniva pushed him away. Damn talk about getting your heart broken. If it had been anyone but him that was. It didn't bother him as much as it probably should, she wasn't that cool anyway. 
     But uncle Lukas had told him to "go for it". And it didn't work. Did that mean that he was ...wrong... Was there actually anything about chicks uncle Lukas didn't know?

     You're just as big of a freak as Whory!!! Ah well, guess she wasn't interested then- Time to move on probably. But ofcourse, he couldn't just leave her staying angry. That wasn't fun.

     I'm sorry, Marco gave her his best puppy eyes. Uncle Lukas had said that when chicks were mad, it was best just to appologize. 'Cause she was probably mad at the guy anyway. He even smeared on some of his own: You're just so beautiful. Whenever I look at you, it's like the world doesn't exsist...
     Oh, I just can't stay mad a you!!! Sunniva squeeled, pulling him in for a hug.

     He couldn't believer that shit actually worked!! And he'd even stolen it from one of his mums books. She'd written it a lot better, but it still meant the same. Guess he was off the hook then!! Sweet!
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     Oh wow!! Oriana was so lucky! Finally, after all these years, dad had agreed playing catch with her!! This was going to be so awesome!! 
     She didn't care that it was getting dark, or that the weather was threatening to worsen. She was going to play catch with daddy!!
     Pulling her arm back, she threw the best she could. This was going to be so much fun, even if dad didn't have any trouble catching it.

     Ouch! My eye! Daddy!!! The ball hit her straight in the face. Good thing she wore glasses, or she'd end up getting a black eye. And then Jonny would probably not want to be her boyfriend! Still, getting her glasses pushed into her face hurt!!  

      She swore, the only thing she'd seen was her dads arm, going backwards. Then: pain!!

     She wasn't able to see anything, until she felt her dads arms around her. He was rocking her back and forth, as he had when she was a kid stroking her back way to hard. 

     I'm sorry honey, I'm so sorry. he whispered as he squeezed her harder. 

     Dad... I can't breathe!! No wonder dad never wanted to play catch with her. And poor Marco that had too!!!

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     Oriana wasn't the only one that was in for something troubling. Marco was lost in his own thoughts, for a change. Him and Sunniva had parted as friends, getting rejected didn't bother him either. But, uncle Lukas had been wrong!! Uncle Lukas knew everything there was to know about chicks!!

     And the only thing they had in the fridge was cake! He was to lazy to make something else, but what was it with girls and cake anyway?

     What's wrong? He hadn't even gotten his arse on the chair before his mother interrupted him.

     Yeah, I'm just gonna..... He decided he wasn't hungry anyway, trying to leave the table.

     Sit down. Mum had a massive authority going on, when she wasn't yelling. To other sims, that might have sounded like a normal voice, but he knew better. 

     Yes ma'am...... He sat down again.

     So, what's wrong? Mum munched on the muffin. She was such a sweet- tooth, that he often wondered why she wasn't fat! 

     He didn't want to talk about it! Why did girls always want to talk about everything?! Marco was a dude, and they didn't talk! They did stuff instead. Unfortunately, he knew his mother to well, and she wouldn't back down. 

     Not much. Just got rejected by a girl. No big deal. It truly wasn't, but by mums reaction it looked like it was a big deal. There really was no reason as to chocke on the damn muffin. 

     Hey Gard! Iva said as soon as dad came through the door. You're son just got rejected by a girl! he litterally turned on his heel, and went over to the table. 

     Great! What was the big deal anyway? These things happened, and he didn't want to talk about it!! What bothered him was that uncle Lukas was clearly wrong! An if he was wrong, who could he talk to about chicks then?! He couldn't talk to his friends, as Rye and Joe knew nothing about girls!!

     Sweety, his mum said, girls are like gardening! Oh for the love of,... really? Unaware of what Marco was thinking, she just continued: First you sow the seeds, then you have to wait a bit before you can harvest!! Mums metafores wasn't always the best. 

     He really didn't want to talk about it, with them. But with one of them on each side, he felt like there were nowhere to run.

     So what did you do? It was the first thing dad said when he sat down. Why did he assume Marco had been the one doing something wrong?! He did so not want to be here. He didn't want to talk to them, or listen. He wanted to run away and take his car for a joyride! 

     Licking some frosting of her fingers, Iva said: Just spit it out sweety, we won't leave you alone until you do. She was a great mum with her threats.

     He sighed and gave in. How bad could this conversation possibly get: Not much. I just kissed a girl, and she didn't want me to. 

     Just kissed? Dads voice had the unfortunate tendency of booming through the room. 

     Yes, kissed!! What the hell? Why was his dad asking... oh right.... 

     Kissed the mouth, or further down?

     MUM! GROSS!!! Marco covred his ear. His mum such an old perv! Marco still hadn't gotten over "the talk" as a kid.His parents really wasn't embarassed by the subject. All parents should be awkward about that!!! But now that she mentioned it, why hadn't he?

     Luckily dad was there to shut mum up: Don't give the boy any more ideas Iva. He didn't treat it like the big deal mum let it out to be either, and simply said: Getting rejected is a part of life. 

     What I don't get is why you would just walk up to some girl, and kiss her. Gard was pretty certain he'd though his son better than that. Iva went to write some more, and left the two guys alone at the table.
     She's not like a random stranger dad. I like her! He paused a bit, before he continued: Uncle Lukas said I should do it! 

     Marco noticed the look on his dads face a little to late. Uh- oh!
     Lukas?? Gard growled. Lukas put you up to that??
     What was it with dad and him anyway? Mum liked uncle Lukas. They always talked and danced and stuff when they met.
     Slowly, unded that blonde, blonde hair an epiphany finally hit. No wonder dad didn't like Lukas! He was flirting with mum!! Eeew, and more importantly; why? Uncle Lukas still looked good, mum was just, well, mum!

       Why do you go to Lukas with this stuff? I'm your dad, why don't you talk to me?! He's been married four times, because in the end his wives can't stand him!!
       No one talked to their parents about this stuff. No one!!

     Uncle Lukas is really awesome dad! He was. He knows everything there is about picking up ch.. girls!! You've been married since what, the cretaceous period? What can you possibly know about ch... girls? Marco knew how to treat the elderly.
    

      Marco, his dad sounded tired. He often did when he tried explaining things to them. Marco wasn't a moron, and understood it was because his dad was a genious. He saw the world differently then the rest of them, but couldn't explain it. Because they wouldn't understand it anyway: Life isn't about picking up girls and getting laid, and sex isn't about you... getting there.....
     Gross

 

      I know dad, he rolled his eyes, then mumbled: trust me, I know.
     Marco, Uh oh, dad had good hearing... How do you know that? Crap!! Gard sighed again: Please tell me you had the capacity to use protection....

      Really? Did dad think he was an idiot! Ofcourse he had, he didn't want kids or diseases, or kids. Dad, I'm not an idiot!! Great, now he was laughing to!

     Gard found his wife in the bathroom, hugging her tight. Sometimes it felt like he'd break some of her bones, but she insisted it didn't hurt.
     His kids had inherited so much from their mother, and so little if him! They all had this strange ability to take whatever informatin they had, and just make it to believe what suited them. Why was it so? Was he a bad father? Had he spent to little time with them, or to much?
     Gard.... I can't breath!!
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     That damned, and sudden heat that had decided to postpone wintertime was a big pain in the backside for Gard. The blazing sun burned his skin, making him hide more in the shadows than usual.
     On the good side, it made his garden produce more fruits, which he made into nectar. An other positive thing was that certain people was also outside a lot more.
     You!!! Gard growled as soon as he saw that bloody fairy! Stay away from my son!!

     Lukas seemed to be taken by surprise, but managed to retaliate quickly: Maybe he wouldn't come to me, if you bothered listening to him in the first place! 
     Gard wasn't like Iva, and usually stayed away from arguing in public places. But he'd make an exception for Lukas. That fucking winged piece of.....
     He was taken a bit by surprise by the accusation. He did listen to his son, but Marco didn't talk to him. Why would he, when he had that arse telling him everything a teenager wanted to hear, but didn't need to.

       

     Don't even try pinning this on me!! Gard threw his arms up in a defensive manner. That wouldn't work, Lukas was a grown man for crying out loud. That was below the belt! He continued: Stop trying to turn Marco into a copy of you!! 

     What could you possibly have been thinking?! Gard wasn't done with him just yet. Telling my kid to jump some poor girl, and start smooching! He's just a kid for fucks sake!!! 

     What? Lukas seemed confused. I haven't said that. The sun was really starting to hurt Gards skin now. Ouch! I told him that it wasn't important if this girl had a boyfriend. They're just teenagers.... Lukas seemed sincere atleast.

     He's a lot like his mother isn't he? Lukas looked straight at Gard this time. Bickering aside, to think they had been close all those years ago. In his head, the fairy was still the looseflying dumb- arse he had been back then. 

      He is. Gard still wasn't happy with him. Marco was his son, not Lukas'. Still, stay away from him! And while we're at it: stay away from my wife too!! 

     Stupid fairy!!!

      I swear, those kids will be the death of me!! It was always nice to have a sympathetic ear. He had found one on Marek at the game on club. A hotspot in town, they never went there by night anymore. They had gotten so old now, that the blacklight just irritated their eyes, and the music gave them a headache.

     Marek was nodding at him, and said: I have two daughters, two, not one.... Meave's started dating... I hate that boy.  

     Gard understood him well. He was pretty certain Oriana was seeing someone, and he hated that boy too. Never met the kid, but still hated him. She was his little babygirl, not some grown woman for crying out loud! 

       You're in the army Marek, you have access to weapons! 

      Smiling at eachother, his brother in law said: Yeah I do, don't I? After a pause he said: You want one? 

     They decided to play a bit of shuffleboared, but clearly Gards mind wasn't where it should be. 

     There's no need to take it out on the shuffleboard Gard. It's innocent..

     Damn kids!!! And Lukas!!

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Look at that, generation 1 still lives. Sorry about the choppiness, I'm having trouble finding a way of writing about several sims, and get it to run smoothly. I also managed to delete this entire chapter and had to rewrite it. Let's just hope I remembered everything that was supposed to be in it!

The weather happened as I had to port the town to an old save, and forgot to turn down the time of the other seasons.

Poses by Sunny

Thanks for reading :)