søndag 5. november 2017

5.4 Bonegnasher

NSFW: there's some butts here, blurred butts, but butts none the less (hehe)



Autumns first days had made it's whereabouts known, the chill in the air barely noticable. Walter was chatty as usual. Neda had decided that meeting him out in public was the best thing, that way Steve wouldn't be able to say anything about nothing. Though, for some reason Irenas advice still stuck in the back of her mind. It ofcourse had nothing to do with her own wishes, it was all her sisters fault.


She interrupted his tirade of chattiness: Walter, I'm sorry. I have a boyfriend. Im sorry I've been leading you on. I hope you'll be able to forgive me one day

The bush they were standing next to protected them from curious eyes, and for a short second she worried that he was going to go all werewolf on her. He looked far from happy, but why would he be?


The beautiful day must have done something to his mood, as he quickly calmed down: Thanks for telling me, Neda. I'm not really that surprised that you're already spoken for.

Spoken for? What was this, some bad movie? She let it slide, and pretended it didn't creep her out even the slightest.


I'm so glad to her that! Neda was thrilled either way: I really like spending time with you, and you're one of my very best friends. She had been worried sick about loosing his friendship, which she wasn't willing to. He smiled at her, so that probably meant he was happy about it to. It was always good beeing friends with your boyfriend, but that didn't meant that any friend should be your boyfriend.


As all irony would have it, the sky opened and rain started pouring down. That was so typical. Why couldn't weather stay stable. She'd even checked the forecast for today: Great! Hey how about we go back to my place, and grab something to eat. I'll order pizza and we can watch a movie!


The Pizzadelivery lady knew her by firstname now, she was getting quite the regular. Pizza had become a large part of her diet, and would probably give her an early heartattack.


Atleast Walter wasn't to posh to eat pizza, which was good. Because Neda completely forgot that maybe fancy sims ate different food.


So there's not really a lot on the tellie. She didn't have one of those fancy tvs that could go straight online: But we could go and catch a movie instead if you want to. 

I'm fine watching whatevers on, he smiled; as long as it's with you. Oh boy, this wasn't exactely what she'd been aiming for. It hadn't! She'd had absolutely no other thought behind this than a friendly one.


Walter smelled a tad sour from the rain. She'd never get why that happened, when the outside usually smelled a lot better. And now she was sure he was a bit taller than Steve. But this was all so innocent. Just a hug between friends.


A part of her wanted to pretend she got surprised when they started kissing. But truth was she hadn't been difficult to persuad. But, like, what was she going to do? Think before acting? It didn't have to go further after all. A bit of kissing was all innocent. And it wasn't technically cheating.


Besides, they were a bit chilly from the rain.


This was the last time she'd ever listen to her sister. And she didn't even feel guilty about it. Why not? She was supposed to be a good sim!


Even when meeting Steve she didn't feel guilty, okay maybe a bit. She just had some guilty flashbacks to Walters lips and... well, other things once in a while.

I'm sorry I've been so busy lately. Work and school is killing me. Steve sounded pretty tired, the dark rings around his eyes gave it off as well.

It's okay Texas! Neda smiled, he didn't seem to suspect anything: I understand. We can meet when you have the time for it. School first. 


He gave her that look again: Is everything okay? You seem a bit tense. 

What? Oh, Neda explained. I'm really struggling with school. It's hard and I'm having a bit of trouble learning things. I just need better studyhabits. And, you know. I could use some relaxation. Hopefully it would stop him from asking more questions.


As usual, Steve was happy to help her relax as long as he had the time. Neda on her hand, was just thrilled her neighbours weren't wondering why there nearly was a line of guys standing outside her door.


Ofcourse they also did other things together when he had time to spend the night.


It was just that he usually didn't. But that's how it was when working on those 24 hours open stores.


And he usually let her sleep when he got called after, like any decent sim would. Which again meant she woke up alone.


Did the barista knew she was a cheater? Could he see it on her? Was that why he wasn't looking at her? Neda was starting to freak out sometimes. Her emotional wellbeeing went up and down, everything from completely guiltfree, to beeing sure everyone could see where Walter had touched her. Which, lets be frank, was a lot of places.


She went over to the nerdstore, to feel less judged. But instead she met the cashier in his swimtrunks. Which was gross, so she decided to be the judgmental one instead.


Some greasy fairy with tiny bumblebee wings invited her to dance, and Neda decided to join. He looked harmless, but that creepy smile he had irritated her a bit. Even if he was more than friendly enough: So, what's a girl like you, doing in a shop like this?

Reading, she answered, all the time beeing aware of swimtrunkman staring at them.

Really? Not looking for a new boyfriend?


What's that supposed to mean? Oh shit, had Walter been telling everyone? Had someone figured it out on their own? 

A pretty thang like you have a boyfriend right? The fairy tried beeing flirty again? I just hoped you wanted a new one. If you have one that is, which I assume. Since your cute and all.

Oh, yeah. I have a boyfriend. Wow, that was just not what she'd assumed.



So, he put on his best smile: Do you want to take a walk in the park? He liked the park, like most fairies.

He looked like the type that gnawed the last piece of flesh of humanbones before he threw them in a pit of fire. If he were a horrorfigure, his name would be bonegnasher. No way in hell was she going with this serialkiller to some deserted park: I have a boyfriend. So thanks, but no thanks. That was a pretty nice way of putting it, Neda thought.


Oh! Oh! Oh that is soooo typical! Getting a guys hopes up, but ofcourse she has a boyfriend! Bet it's some huge jock huh! The nerds are, as usual, not good enough for you! Huh?! Yeah, well, we aaalways end up making a lot more than those guys! Have fun beeing beaten by your jock boyfriend, bitch! He'll leave you with four kids in a trailer for some floosy half your age!!! 


Then bonegnasher litterally flew out the door. What a dick.


Almost as soon as bonegnasher had left, an equally disturbing thing happened: Excuse me. Neda went over to the redhead: There's a man stalking you. Really, a guy walked after her and kept staring at her.

No ones stalking me, Ye said.

Yeah, that man right over there. She moved her head slightly in his direction, careful so that he didn't notice that she'd noticed him.


What are you talking, you crazy bitch? No ones stalking me! What the hell, she didn't see the creep that was litterally standing right next to her?

He's litterally right next to you!

No ones there, you bitch! 


Whatever! Fuck you! That was it. Neda was done with these nerds! And everyone complained about Jocks! Why? These freaks were a lot worse!


As the jocks- of- the- lanterns wanted it, she got invited to a kegparty at Mahmouds fraternity.


She had no idea why she'd been invited, she'd barely met the guy before. Not that she was complaining when Mahmoud picked her up and helped her drink of the keg. He was halfnaked to, but what did she care.


There was some seriously strong stuff they were drinking. Neda hadn't been much of a drinker, so maybe she should've taken it slower. But these guys really partied hard, and she didn't want to be any worse!

No really, they were nice guys. A bit on the wild side, but kind at heart. So she drank with a clear conscious.


butts....


Mahmouds butt....


more butts....


so many butts....


Wait, this wasn't her bed. And why was she remembering so many butts?!! Okay Neda, take a deep breath. Try to piece together everything that happened. You weren't that drunk, you're just a bit hungover. Butts.... So many butts... because they were streaking. Okay, there weren't so many butts because you... well, you know. They were just streaking.

What else happened?


The cop! Someone called the cops on the kegfest! Damn, he mouthed of Mahmoud. Poor guy. Wait, was it because I called... didn't I call him Rudolph? Ups, I'm never getting invited back here.


Looking around Neda calmed down, she was still at the frathouse. Who else would have that gross chair, and actually sit in it. Damn, that headache was aweful. She'd been drunk the night before, but not so drunk that she didn't know her own name. It was just this damn hangover making it hard to focus. What else had happened?


I know him, talking to someone I know. Who's that again. Caps, I know who that is. Man, this headache was aweful.


Neda got up, just to realize she was naked. Damn hangover! Blinking hard at the light, she tried again. Think, what happened. Come on Neda, you weren't that drunk!


That cap, that was... Oh no. She'd made out with Troy! Eeeew! He'd been so cold and pasty. He'd had a wild ammount of stamina though. Wait, why did she know he was cold, pasty and had a lot of stamina?


It came crashing down on her. She'd fucked Troy! Oh no, she'd fucked Troy! She had a boyfriend, and a lover, and she still had fucked Troy!!! Oh no! And he had a girlfriend! Oh no!


Assuming it was Troys fault her mouth tasted like death and decay, Neda didn't have time before class to run home and shower. But she swore, if Troy told anyone, she'd rip his fangs out and stab him in the eyes with them. The hell, those kegfests at Mahmouds were crazy!


Ofcourse she then couldn't say no when Ye, that crazy fucker, invited her to a kegfest. But this wouldn't be as wild as the other, she was sure of it. These women were a lot more sophisticated than a bunch of jocks. Neda obviously didn't like Ye, but she'd just fucked Troy; and Ye and him were dating. So it would seems suspicious if she didn't go.


She did her best to help with a kegstand, but Neda wasn't exactely well trained.


Ofcourse she dropped her, Ye got angry and Neda was really just happy that it wasn't Troy she was mad about.


Neda was smart, and waited until big, strong Anoki came alone and picked her up like she was a leaf. Not that she was going to get drunk this time. Just a little to heal the hangover.


After the initial kegstand, she just had a few more drinks, just a few more. Nothing bad was going to happen now. Not that she was oogling big, strong Anoki or anything. He wasn't that hot, he just thought he was.


Butts... More butts. Anoki- butt so hot.


Wait, this wasn't her room? Not again! Come on, she hadn't had that much to drink! The hangover was even worse this time, even if she wouldn't think that was possible. Okay, she'd definitely not fucked Anoki, he'd probably have crushed her under that massive body and she'd be dead now. Think Neda, who helped you to bed. Guaranteed one of the girls.


Let's see, the bonfire. Yeah, she remembered that. But who was with her? No one special. Okay, move on to the next memory.


She was making out with someone, he'd been in the pool. Because his body was wet; slim. Not Anoki then, not that she had the hots for him or something. Who was it? It wasn't Troy again was it? No, not pasty enough. Damn headache.


Walter! She'd slept with Walter again?! The day after she slept with Troy? Holy shit, she was like some community matrass! What the fuck was wrong with her?! Okay, that was it, she was never drinking again!
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So this is what happens when you have the opportunist at university for the record. Recommended 10/10. I blame RLC- rules for this one. It's depraving my kindhearted sim, turning her into some wildchild. So this is techincally not my fault. Ofcourse, I could just say no to the partyinvites but it seems a bit cheaty, since I know that they'll consist of opportunities.

To be a bit more clear, it's a mix of the RLC rules and a homebrewed one. I've had "opportunist" before with 1 gen, and she had so few opportunities. So to compensate, I make the sims with that roll go with their wishes; especially if I think they somehow relates to an opportunity. Try to do that either way, but I'm strickter with the opportunist. However, when I made that "extra rule" for myself, I didn't have uni, so it kind of backfired a bit :) I could've just stopped, but to be honest I absolutely love it. Because that makes Neda so immensly affected by the RLC rules that it's pretty much changed her entire story. Anyway, I try to get her to go with guys she already know, because it seems more fitting to her traits. I could also appologize for the buttpictures, but I have the humour of a small child.   

Oh Neda, I'm sorry that RLC and me, made you into this, but it's a bit funny.

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5.3 Sisterly advice


Despite beeing a slacker in class, Neda kept getting asked to hold presentations. Most of the time she had no idea what she was doing, but no one said anything negative. She already knew enough about Maslows pyramide to use it in marketing, but she still didn't get why she needed to know about marketing. Probably one of those subjects that old teacher decided was very important.


As much as skipping larger parts of lectures took some time and planning, Neda always had time to plan a small gathering. She'd prefer having it at home, but having a pool- party without a pool seemed pointless. The old grill would most likely turn them into ashes, but they were students, so they were used to eating questionable food.

She'd made sure that they started early, before the heat took to much. Grilling wasn't all bad, but she got so warm and really wanted to go for a swim as quickly as possible. Atleast that was what she planned on answering, if anyone asked why she served something as simple as tofu- dogs. And if she wasn't able to keep her eyes from watering since Steve didn't show up, she could just blame the smoke. It was brilliant.


Atleast she could always trust Ayana to show up. As long as there was free food, she always tagged along. They might not meet eachother as often as they ideally should, but that didn't mean they couldn't be friends. She also hadn't dared invite Walter for some unknown reason. But not that Steve was just a no- show, Neda found herself regretting it. What would've been the big deal even if the two of them met? Nothing was going on.


It got a lot better as the day went on, since more and more sims showed up. Most of them weren't her guests ofcourse, but pretty much all of them recognized eachother from campus. So things just always seemed so light.


Even as most of the guests eventually left, Ayana and Neda stayed behind. Determined to figure out what game they wanted to play, they compromised by hogging everything so no one else could join in. The important thing was that the two of them had fun.


And as a good summer party should, Neda ended it with a late night skinny dip. Unfortunately, an old man got so scared that he fell into the pool upon seeing her naked body.


She still had fun though, even if she pretended not beeing disappointed that Steve didn't show up.


A few days later, she was finally able to get a hold of him and he had enough time off work to spend a little time with her. Enjoying the first real meal she'd ever made, Neda tried not to let her disappointment show.

This is good. Steve must have noticed her disappointment, because why else would he praise her simple salad.

Thanks. She had actually gone to the store and bought a bag of already cut salad, then thrown in some cherrytomatoes. But that counted as cooking.


I'm sorry I'm so down, she said. I'm just so bummed out that you didn't show up to my poolparty. And without saying anything. It wasn't that she wanted to start anything with him, but she was allowed to be feeling this way.

I'm sorry I didn't call. He didn't seem sorry enough from her point of view: I didn't have time. I had to step in and fill a shift just like that; I worked double shift that day. 


He was so perfect, he even did the dishes without saying anything: This dumbarse at work... He just doesn't show up sometimes, So I fill in. I need the simoleons Neda. Working and going to school is hard. I even had to skip classes to be able to afford it. 

Great, now she felt terrible instead. Working and school was something she couldn't even imagine doing.


She sighed and were the bigger sim: I'm sorry Texas. She had been a bit thoughtless hadn't she? But, it wasn't like she shouldn't have said anything. How else was he going to know how to be best to her?

It's okay. I should have called. It's just when I've worked ten hours shift, and then get the message that I'll have to work another ten hours... 

Is that even legal? Neda was pretty sure it wasn't, it didn't sound legal


No, but I can't take the chance of loosing my job. I'll have to quit school then.

Oh. Neda kept getting reminded how good her life had actually been: To bad you're so tired though. Or I'd ask you to spend the night here.


Steve wasn't that tired after all, and as they changed into their pyjamas it was time that Neda shared something with her boyfriend: I haven't... you know. I haven't, uhm, done this before.

Luckily he thought it was more cute than pathetic. But she'd always been every guys friend and no ones girlfriend. It wasn't really to ignore though, that no matter how much media tried to pretend otherwise; it was more normal than not to have zero experience at her age.


But she sure hoped he atleast had the smallest idea of what he was doing.


As it turned out, it wasn't Steves first time. For a second she worried that he'd taped her, but it turned out that he just spent a lot of time on his phone.


Like, he barely ever put it down. It was really annoying, she was sitting right here at the table. She'd just slept with someone for the first time, and he just spent time on his phone? Not that it was some huge, lifechanging experience, but he could still talk to her!


As usual Steve had to work, thus leaving Neda alone to enjoy her day off. She decided to spend some time at the park, working on her tan and relaxing a bit; completely unaware of the foal that stared at her, wondering if her buttcheeks was worth turning into a carnivor over. The foal thought they looked highly chewable.


She'd invited Walter out so she didn't have to spend it alone. He was usually easy to get a hold of, and so easy to talk to. Not that he really said that much, but that didn't matter. She was more than chatty enough for the both of them.


Maybe it was that felt a bit lonely with Steve working so much, maybe it was the beautiful weather, or maybe she just kind of liked him: You look really great today Walter.  She hadn't really meant it to sound so flirty on purpose. Because she wasn't flirty at all.

So do you. He always looked so serious everytime he complimented her. Wondered why, like he was sad or something.


Without thinking things through, Neda kissed a very willing Walter. It was just as amazing as kissing Steve which kind of raised her alarm a bit. But she could worry about that later. It was no big deal, it was just a kiss. Kissing wasn't actually cheating, even if she got a pang of worry that someone might see them.


Neda gently grabbed his waist, gently pushing him away: Uhm, maybe we should go and grab something to eat? Half expecting a dirty comment, Walter just went: Sounds good. I'd love to go on a date.


After a very cozy meal, they went and watch a great indiemovie, just to see someone that clearly just finished work. She nearly swallowed her toungue, hoping to shoo Walter away before he also noticed anything. Crap, she just hoped Steve hadn't noticed them.


She quickly grabbed Walter: So, I had a really great time. We should do this again sometime. Uhm, I have to work a bit on school, so.... Shoo Walter! Shoo!!

He smiled, a way to gushy smile, it probably didn't mean anything: Okay. I had a great time. Call me, okay?

She might, or might not have forgotten to mention that she was official with Steve.


As soon as Walter disappeared around the corner, she went up to Steve. Turned out he'd seen more than she thought he had: Was that Walter? Were you on a date with Walter?

What? No. She lied her teeth out: I meet him when I was grabbing a bite, so we decided to go see a movie.

What movie? 

Some boring indiemovie, one of those artsyfartsy ones! It had been a great one, and she somehow doubted he would've liked it.


Why are you wondering Texas? Are you jealouse? She teased him, hoping it would throw him off him catching her on a date: Are you jealouse of jumper and shirtwearing Walter with his manicured nails and pampered lifestyle? Hm?

He calmed down, and Neda could finally relax a bit: A bit maybe. It looked like you were having fun.

Do you want to go back to my place and keep the discussion up? That would definitely take his mind off catching her on a date with someone else. It always worked in movies.


Or so she'd hoped. Turned out movies had lied to her: I was really worried there for a second when I saw you together. Steve knew that Neda and Walter had more in common than him and her.

There's nothing to worry about, we're just friends. They kind of were, because that had been a completely surprise- kiss, and that little smooching in the theater hadn't meant anything.


As Steve left for work, Neda did the only thing she knew, called someone for advice: Hey Irena. Gratulations on the baby! How do you like beeing a mother?

Thanks Neda. It's okay, Bård does most of the work. I've done enough after squeezing that thing out!


When Irena finally took a breath in the onslaught of information about the eight wonder of the world, Neda tried getting a word in: I have something I need your advice for. She could've called a friend ofcourse, but Irena had a lot of experiences with guys, more than anyone she knew actually.


Boytrouble! Irena gushed. Oh my! Her littlesister had boytrouble at uni already! She was growing up so fast!  Well, tell me about it then! Damnit girl, give me the juicy details! He's name is Texas! Wow, is he like cowboy- hot! He sounds cowboyhot! Damn, he's both cowboyhot and hothot! Nice Neda! Good job!

She was so happy that her sister finally had some normal sim fun: Then what's the problem?


Well, there's this other guy. His name's Walter. Yes Irena he's a bit of a nerd but that's not the point. No he's not as hot as Texas, but he's cute. In that; rich kid that for some reason hasn't gotten spoiled using dads yatch kind of way.

At the sound of rich, Neda expected Irena to tell her to go for him but she surprised her younger sister.


Rich ey? Young Irena would've told her to go for the richguy, but older Irena knew better: Yeah, rich kids usually have a ton of bastardsiblings that all crawl out of hiding when that- whore- of- a -daddydearest parks his slippers. No, it's not cold. It's true. So there's only one way to settle this; Who's bigger?


I don't know, I think Walters a bit taller.... What did that have to do with anything? Oh, you mean like that bigger.... That's gross Irena. What? Who's better at cleaning the carpets? Ew. Irena, why are you getting all gross about this? I'm having emotionalproblems here. You know that word, emotions?


Yeah well, you're going to get emotional problems if he's not munch... No Neda. It's not gross, you're an adult. Irena checked her nails, she hadn't been able to take care of them since the baby came: You want to be an adult, but you don't want to talk about things that adults do. 


I haven't slept with Walter Irena. I went on a date with him and we kissed, but I'm in a relationship with Texas. I really like him, but I kind of have the hots for Walter to. I don't want to cheat, I really like him. But I like Walter to, and what if I'm making a mistake? What if things will be better with Walter?


You're having moral- issues because you kissed another guy? That doesn't count as cheating! You're young, and that happens. Fucks sake sister, get a grip on yourself. It was just a kiss. Though if you want my opinion, you should definitely fuck this Walter- guy to, best way of figuring things out if you ask me. What do you mean that's why you never ask me? You did ask me. Hello? Hello? Neda? Are you still there?

Neda just hung up without saying goodbye. This was a good reminder why she rarely spoke with her sister. She was an idiot and gave terrible advice. She was a good sim, unlike her sister. She'd never cheat on Steve, and she was going to tell Walter that they were going steady.
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So another presentation was held, and a first seasons party for her rolls. Barely any invited guests showed up, and the few who did stood outside like idiots for a little while, then left. Was just Ayana and another guy that showed up, so it wasn't a point in having a lot about it.

And yes, Neda nearly got busted on her date. But I don't think Steve noticed, because he didn't break it off or anything.

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